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this is a shit sandwich
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carnation instant breakfast.
i hate livejournal and computers. and when my guinea pig gets stuck under the table and almost dies. one time it will die. i'll get a dog. my cat is too fat to clean its own back. so it walks around with a giant clump of kitty lumps on it. guinea pig just sneezed. i havent taken a shower in a month. someon eshould give me a present and it should be weed. or a dog. i fi do this for 10 more minutes the simpsons will be on. i havent seen the simpsons in a looooooooooooooooooooooong time. propel water tastes like cough syrup. and so does gatorade. !theyre made by the same company! how many times will you read this and try to infer something from it? the only fun thing about making this is i got to look up shit sandwich on google. i think thats actually chocolate pudding. somebody make me a frosting sandwich. so the simpsons is starting now. ill write in this again a year or two maybe.
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[13 Aug 2006|05:56am] |
right now i am the most bored person in the world i checked my myspace more times in the last hour than i have in a month and in the last month noone has left me one comment i have a guinea pig now. even it is sleeping. ive beenlistening to the same songs for the last 8 months i think i forgot i had a livejournal and how to sleep i think ill go for a drive now yaaaaay its light out drive time.
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[18 Mar 2006|12:46pm] |
so i did this last year too.
matters doesnt matter
18 Visions AFI Aiden The Academy Is Against Me! Alexisonfire Amber Pacific Anti Flag Armor For Sleep ASG Billy Talent The Bled Bouncing Souls Bullet For My Valentine Buzzcocks The Casualties Die Hunns Down To Earth Approach Dropping Daylight The Early November Eight Fingers Down (Bbq Band) Emanuel Emery Every Time I Die The Fall Of Troy Flashlight Brown From Autumn To Ashes From First To Last The Fully Down Gatsbys American Dream The Germs Greeley Estates Gym Class Heroes Hellogoodbye Helmet Joan Jett & The Blackhearts Less Than Jake The Living End Moneen Motion City Soundtrack Mute Math Nofx Over It Paramore The Pink Spiders Pistolita Plain White T's Protest The Hero Red Jumpsuit Apparatus Reggie & The Full Effect Rise Against Riverboat Gamblers Saosin Say Anything Saves The Day Senses Fail Silverstein The Sounds State Radio Stretch Arm Strong The Sunstreak (Bbq Band) Thursday Underoath Valient Thorr Voltera
yeah.
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[02 Feb 2006|06:25pm] |
Open iTunes/iPod or Windows Media Player to answer the following. Go to your library. Answer, no matter how embarrassing it is.
Number of songs: only 70 right now.
Sort by song: First Song: 100 proof woman Last Song: zombies are good for your health
Sort by time: Shortest song: track four - the number12... Longest Song: i dont keep with liars anymore - the bled
Sort by artist: First Artist: 36 crazyfists Last Artist: zz top
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By this point, you should have grown up a little. i could say more, but you'd flip a shit. and nobody would hear the end of it.
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[29 Dec 2005|09:07pm] |
"what would you do if i was awake?" "kiss you"
miss you.
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[20 Dec 2005|08:36pm] |
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sometimes the phone rings, and i still hope its the hospital saying they made a mistake and youre still alive. we learned how to pay bills. and make hard boiled eggs. so i guess we're getting by. ive gained 7 pounds. its because somehow theres always cake in the house. and youre not here to help eat it anymore.
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things are better off this way
everyones happy
and the only thing to stress about is stress itself
...and hair loss. but not so much.
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dear hair,
i miss you.
alot.
-tim
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today
me and the been were at the mall and there were 3 black kids in red bandanas and they came up to me and said"whats with the white flag?" and i said"..." and then there were 6 of them and i was like im not in a gang or anything... and i was lmost pretty much shitting my pants and then there was more of them and they were like "take it off" so i did.
BUT THATS WHAT ANYONE WOULD HAVE DONE
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[28 Aug 2005|10:19pm] |
almostsktr123: dude TimisCanadian: dude? almostsktr123: i went to sit down in the kitchen almostsktr123: next to my mom almostsktr123: when i did almostsktr123: she looked at me almostsktr123: then moves over almostsktr123: i was like almostsktr123: WHAT IS IT?! almostsktr123: she goes almostsktr123: how long has it been since you showered
transit-boner kids is too classy to shower. for real though.
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so i was reading old entries, and i guess some of you did this a looong time ago. so...
my weaknesses: -i lie to people alot -i think with my penis alot -the only person i try hard to respect is been -im an overall bad person -im scared of condoms -when i go to a store, (like something in the mall where everyone talks to you) i sometimes get intimidated by the people who work there. -sometimes i use people. sometimes. not always. -i cry alot -i get insecure about the people i DONT use, and i always think they hate me. -i hit on everyone (not including men) -horrible grammer makes me want to lash out
so now i think im pretty much caught up?
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yay!
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this morning i took a shower. and now everything i'm wearing is completely clean. wierd day much?
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today ruled. living off of doritos, mountian dew, and expensive water, we cured my "moshpitphobia". thats right, i was afraid of mosh pits.
and i saw the bled. so i can die happy now.
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001.What is your full name? timothy joseph rankin 002. Spell your name backwards: mit 003. Date of birth: dec 1 004. Male or female? female 005. Astrological sign: sagitarious 006. Nicknames: the hood. timmy 007. Occupation?: in between jobs 008. Height: 5'6" 009. Weight: idk 010. Hair color: blond 011. Eye color: blue 012. Where were you born? rochester ny 013. Where do you reside now? rochester ny 014. Age: 17 015. Screen name(s): timiscanadian 016. E-mail address: vbhsvbfjdhjbd 017. What does your screen name stand for? im canadian. 018. What is your myspace name? the hood 019. What does your myspace stand for? how im ghetto 020. Pets: 1 fish 1.5 cat 021. Number of candles you blew out on your last birthday?2 022. Piercings? ear 023. Tattoo's? none 024. Shoe size? 9.5 025. Righty or lefty? left 026. Wearing: jeans plus shirt plus boxers plus socks 027. Hearing: amber pacific 028. Feeling: bored. WHEREEVERYONEAT been come home from virginia 029. Eating/drinking: nothing! ~Friends Stuff~ Which one of your friends is the.... 030. Craziest? been 031. Loudest? ryan 032. Nicest? ecass 033. Bitchiest? i dont know 034. Life of the party? everyone. 036. Prep? i dont know? 037. Rebel? everyone!...? 038. Cutest? been! 039. Best friend of the same sex? been 040. Best friend of the opposite sex?: hmm....ecass! we bff. 041. Most popular? dreeee 042. Rudest? these are stupid questions. 043. Most shy? willy 044. Dumbest? been 045. Smartest? none of them 046. Weirdest? danielle. why does she wear those clothes that dont fit :( 047. Has the best hair? been 048. Best personality? ...well if they didnt have personalities i wouldnt talk to them 048. Most random? been 049. Most talented? ryandaviesboii 050. Most ghetto? me! (im my own friend) 051. Most spoiled? ryandaviesboii because his dad be maaaaaad rich 052. Drama queen? ed 053. Pain in the ass? noone really. 054. Funniest? been or ryandaviesboii 055. Best advice giver? me and been talk for HOURS cuz we're girlsbut its not really advice. so id have to sayyy yonjon 056. Druggie? iannn 057. Most likely to join a cult? ...paully 058. Have you lost touch with a good friend recently? beensinvirginia 059. Person you've been friends with the longest? ryandaviesboii 060. How many friends do you have on your buddy list? 95 ~Family Stuff~ 104. How many siblings do you have? cerooo 105. What are your parents names? bruce and pat 106. What are your siblings names? 107. How many siblings does your mother have? 3 or 4 108. How many siblings does your father have? 4 109. Where are your parents from? rochester and the adriondacks 110. Is your family close? i guess 111. Does your family get together for holidays? yesmm 112. Do you have a drunk uncle? not that i know of. but i have an uncle onhis way to becoming one? 113. Any medical problems run through your family? yeah 114. Does someone in your family wear a toupee? no but theyre all bald 115. Do you have any nieces or nephews? nope 116. Are your parents divorced? nope 117. Do you have step parents? nope 118. Has your family ever disowned another member of your family? if i knew then they wouldnt be disowned, would they? 119. If so for what? 120. Did some of your family come from another country? duh otherwise id be an indian. ~Music Stuff~ 121. What song do you swear was written about you or your life? brand new - me vs. maradona vs. elvis 122. What's the most embarrassing cd you own? if it was embaressing why the hell would i own it? but i do love kelly clarkson and i have both her cds. should that be embaressing? 123. What song do you swear is about your relationships? brand new - me vs. maradona vs. elvis 124. What song do you absolutely hate? anything by andyouwillknowusbythetrailofdead. because theyre not good enough to have a name that long 125. Do you sing in the shower? yes sir ~Favorites~ 152. Color: pink 153. Food: anything gooood 155. Show: the oc 156. School subject: basket weaving 157. Band/singer: thursday <333 158. Animal: squirrels 159. Outfit: jeans and a shirt and a hat and a hoodie. actually i drather just walk around in my boxers. 160. Radio: 90.5 161. Movie: slc punk 162. Pair of shoes: my old ones that we put in the bonfire at ians one night. but those shoes disappeared... 164. Actor: leonardo dicaprio 165. Actress: i forgot her naaame. 166. Potato chip: i love them all. 167. Drink: snappleee 168. Alchoholic drink: whiskey boiii 169. Holiday: anything that doesnt begin with "valentines-" 170. Perfume/cologne? liluuuu 171. Pizza topping: ranch 172. Jello flavor: green 173. Lunch meat: salami plus hot sauce 174. Board game: monopoly junior 175. Video game: final fantasyyy 176. Website: myspace DUH 177. Book: harry potterrr 178. game: i call it "showing up at birthday things uninvited" 179. Number: 7 i guess 180. Cereal: captain crunch! 181. Comedian: dave chapelle 182. Dessert: strawberry syrup. 183. Disney character: buzz lightyear 184. Clothing store: zumiez i guess? 185. Pastime: falling out my window 186. Teacher: mrs romeo 187. Childhood toy: plastic lightsabers 188. Carnival game/ride: the one with the teacups 189. Candy bar: butterfinger 190. Magazine: ap 191. Salad dressing: ranch 192. Things to do on weekend: fall out windows 193. Hot drink: chai tea! 194. Season: spring or fall 195. Sport to watch: hardcore dancing. its funnyyy 196. Person to talk to online: sam holmmmmmmm ~Your Bedroom/Sleeping Habits~ 197. What color are your sheets? blue 198. What color are your bedroom walls? white..ish 199. Do you have posters on your wall? not really 200. If so of what? 201. Do you have a tv in your bedroom? nope 202. How many pillows are on your bed?1.5 203. What do you normally sleep in? nothing 204. Describe your favorite pair of pajamas: nothing 205. What size bed do you have? normal? 206. Do you have a waterbed/bunkbed/daybed? naa son im simple. 207. Do you have your own phone line in your bedroom? no 208. Do you listen to music while trying to fall asleep? usually 209. Describe the last nightmare you had: i died. end of story. 210. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? no 211. How many people can comfortably sleep in your bed? 2.5 212. Do you sleep in any unusual positions? i guee 213. Do you have to share your bedroom with a sibling? i aint got none 214. Do you snore? sometimes 215. How about drool? if im sick 216. Do you have an alarm clock in your room? yeah 217. What color is the carpet in your room? blue 218. What's under your bed? there is no under my bed. ~ either/or~ 219. Coke/Pepsi: pepsi 220. Doughnuts/bagels: bagels 221. Day/night: night 222. Wicked witch of the east/wicked witch of the west: ? what the HELL kind of question is that? 223. Heaven/hell: heaven 224. Make love/have sex: make love 225. Coffee/tea: tea 226. Hamburgers/hotdogs: chimichangas 227. Rap/rock: rock 228. Britney/Christina: britney. christinas got some fattt 229. Swiss cheese/american cheese: american 230. Real World/Road Rules: real world 231. Backstreet Boys/*Nsync: ...i like them both. 232. Silver/gold: silver 233. Nike/Adidas: neither? 234. McDonalds/Taco Bell: taco bell 235. Sweet/sour: sweet 236. Punk/emo: emo 237. Hot/cold: cold 238. Winter/summer: spring 239. Spring/fall: spring 240. Operas/plays: plays 241. Read/watch tv: watch tv 242. Cd's/tapes: cds 243. Dvd's/vhs: vhs 242. old/new: old 245. Shorts/skirts: as long as theyre really short.... 246. Pink/red: pink 247. Colored pictures/black and white photos: either 248. Meat/vegetables: vegitables 249. Mexican food/chinese food: taco bell 250. Commercials/infomercials: commercials 251. Scary movies/comedies: comedies 252. Bikinis/one piece bathing suits: bikini 253. Sandals/tennis shoes: shoes 254. Dogs/cats: cats 255. Unicorns/fairies: faires 256. Water/land: land 257. Sugar/spice: sugar 258. Black/white: black 259. Ribbons/bows: ....seriously? 260. Chicken/beef: chicken 261. Colored christmas lights/regular white christmas lights: colored 262. Cars/trucks: cars 263. Austin Powers/James Bond: booond 264. Popcorn/pretzels: popcorn 265. Hip/hop: hip-hop 266. Passionate kiss/peck: passionate 267. WWE wrestling/ real wrestling: neither 268. Back rub/foot massage: back rub 269. Picture frames/photo albums: albums 270. Pens/pencils: pens ~What Is Your Opinion Of The Following~ 271. Eminem: original 272. Virgins: uhhh easier to please? id ont know. just as long as you havent slept with 43243847327 guys. or girls... 273. God: is me 274. The Osbournes: was a crappy show 275. Reality TV: is all the same thing 276. J.Lo: is hot 277. Religion: is a bad thing to base your life upon. 278. Emo music: is in love with me 279. Valentine's Day: is for ...stupidheads 281. Homosexuals: rule 282. Abortion: is a nice alternative to fucking up the next 18 years of your life 283. Inter-racial relationships: are for whores 284. Murder: is probably something you had coming. 285. Death: is where you stop missing everything so much 287. Pre-marital sex: is pretty nice. 288. Terrorism: is for stupidfaces 289. Pornography: rules. 290. Fortune tellers: have it easy 291. Threesomes: require too much energy for me 292. Prostitution: is a nice hobby 293. Politics: are for people who love stupidfaces 294. Country music: is not that bad. 295. George W. Bush: is going to get number 284ed 296. Cloning: i have a clone. he copies everything i do and say. and he doesnt talk much. 297. Britney's boobs: are nice 298. Gas prices in America: dont affect me ~Name Game~ What Do You Think Of When You Hear These Common Names?... 299. Jack: nicholson 300. Tiffany: face 301. Ben: hoagggggg 302. Maria: mariaaaaaaaa you remind me of a westside storyyyy 303. Jennifer: lopez 304. Nicole: cafolla 305. Amy: porter sucks a lot 306. Adam: girdner 307. Richard: has a beard 308. Justin: mance 309. Arnold: has a football head 310. Tom: is my friend on myspace 311. Melissa: has a huge wangggg 312. Charlotte: north carolina 313. Harold: potter 314. John: deere 315. Joel: came here with kevin and said three words the whole time 316. Vanessa: bonerrrrr 317. Michelle: cotton 318. Kevin: owens 319. Brent: is a rich stupid name 320. Jake: is who i am in love with 321. Billy: idol 322. Sarah: loves jesus 323. Natalie: is black much 324. Christy: is matts little sister and gets more action then he does 325. Nick: sucks 326. Linda: cotton 327. Taylor: listowski 328. Jordan: is in eigth grade 329. Jaime: is espanolo 330. Rob: allen ~Have You Ever....~ 331. Mooned anyone? es sir 332. Been on a diet? kinda 333. Been to a foreign country? yes 334. Broken a bone? no 335. Swallowed a tooth/cap/filling? nope 336. Swear at a teacher? probably not 337. Talked to a DJ member via e-mails or instant messages? ...? 338. Got in a fight? only with people like ryan and ed 339. Dated a teacher? no 340. Laughed so hard you peed your pants? no 341. Thought about killing your enemy? no comment. aka not that i remember 342. Gone skinny dipping? no 343. Met DJ member in the flesh? who dat? 344. Told a little white lie? mhm 345. Told a secret you swore not to tell? yeah 346. Used a foreign object to masturbate? uhhhhhhhhhmaybe 347. Misused a swear word and it sounded absolutely stupid? it sounded good 348. Been on tv? yes 349. Been on the radio? no 350. got drunk? i fall asleep every time 351. Been to a concert? duh 352. Dated one of your best friend? yeahhh... 353. Loved someone so much it makes you cry? maybe 354. Deceived somebody close to you? ...yes... 355. Broken the law? yes 356. Been to a rodeo? no 357. Been on a talk show? no 358. Been on a game show? no 359. Been on an airplane? yes. never again. 360. Got to ride on a firetruck? no 361. Came close to dying? probably 362. Cheated on a bf/gf? ....yes 363. Gave someone a piggy back ride? kinda 364. Terrorized a babysitter? i gave her mayonaisse once 365. Made a mud pie? in my hair 366. Had a dream that your falling off a cliff? no but i die alot 367. Snuck out of the house at night? yes 368. Been so drunk you don't remember your name? no 369. Had an eating disorder? yes 370. Felt like you didn't belong? yes 371. Felt like the 3rd wheel? yes but that doesnt bother me cuz i would always hit on kirsten the whole time 372. Smoked? not really 373. Done drugs? nope 374. Stolen money from a poor person begging on the street? no but i have a story about that 375. Had your tonsils removed? no 376. Gone to camp? yes 377. Won a bet? yeah 378. Written a love letter? yes 379. Gone out of your way to be with the one you like? yes 380. Written a love poem? yes 381. Kissed in the rain? no but i will. just wait. 382. Slow danced with someone you love? no 383. Though someone loved you but they didn't? liked, yes. 385. Stolen a kiss? thats usually how i do it 386. Asked a friend for relationship advice? yes 387. Had a friend steal your bf/gf? ....yes... 388. Watched the sunset/rise with someone you love? kinda 390. Done jail time? no 391. Had to wear a uniform to work? no 392. Won a trophy? not really 393. Thrown up in public? yes 394. Bowled a perfect game? no 395. Failed/got held back? no 396. Got perfect attendance in grade school? no 397. Roasted pumpkin seeds? no 398. Taken ballet lessons? no 399. Attempted suicide? no 400. Cut yourself? not really ~Childhood Stuff~ 401. Did you play with Barbies? yeah 402. Did you own Treasure Trolls? yeah 403. Did you watch Beverly Hills 90210? no 404. Did you play Simon? yes! 405. Did you watch Fraggle Rock? ...no? 406. Did you wet the bed? yes 407. Did you believe there were monsters in your closet or under your bed? i stil do sometimes 408. Did you wear the underwear with the days of the week on them? no. they actually make those? 409. Were you shy? i sstill am a luittle 410. Were you spoiled? idk 411. Were you abused? not really 412. Did you go to the circus? yes 413. Did you go to the zoo? yes 414. Were you in a car accident? yes 415. Did you build snowmen? yes 416. Did you cry when you scraped your knee? yes 417. Were your older cousins mean to you? not really 418. Did you think slinkies were cool? they always broke :( 419. Did you think the Ninja Turtles really lived in the sewer? no 420. Were you afraid of the dark? yes 421. Did you have slumber parties? kinda 422. Did you have New Kids On The Block sheets, curtains, sleeping bags, dolls and pajamas? no? 423. Did you tease your hair out like Tiffany? no 424. Did you believe in Santa Claus? yes ~Randomness~ 425. Do you believe in aliens? yes 426. Name 3 things that are next to your computer: cd, arm, pen 427. Do you have any hidden talents? i can do some stuff 428. Do you wish MTV would play music videos? no, thats why theres fuse 429. If you were to star in a movie, what kind of movie would it be? romance 430. What would your movie star name be? johnny lumpkin, p.e.d. 431. Do you play any sports? not really 432. What's the scariest movie you've ever seen? freddy crouger 433. What is the best movie you've seen in the theater or rented recently? slc punk 434. What is the dumbest movie you've ever seen? i dont see dumb movies. 435. Do you drive? not really 436. What is your dream car? idk 437 Do you think you're good looking? no 438. Do others think you are good looking? idk 439. Would you ever sky dive? no 440. Do you believe in Bigfoot? yes 441. How many rooms do you have in your house? enough rooms 442. Are you afraid of roller coasters? no 443. Do you believe in God? i dont know 444. Do you believe in Satan? idk 445. Do you believe there is a heaven? idk 446. Do you believe there is a hell? idk 447. Do you own a pool table? no 448. Do you have a pool? no 449. Do you have a dishwasher in your kitchen? no 450. Do you like chocolate? no 451. Who/what is on your 2005 calendar? i dont have one 452. How many U.S.? ... 453. Ever wished on a shooting star? on a satellite, yes 454. Best Halloween costume you ever wore? i was a robot 455. Do you carry any weapons on you? no 456. What is your weakness? im too nice 457. Name something you can't get enough of: porn 458. Describe yourself in 3 adjectives: fat stupid lazy 459. How many kids do you want to have? 0 460. Future daughters names: - 461. Future sons names: - 462. How do you want to die? not alone 463. How do you release stress? i hit the washing machine with screwdriver 464. Are you a trendy person? not really 465. Are you an artistic person? kinda 466. Are you a realistic person? no 467. Do you un-tie your shoes every time you take them off? no 468. Are you a strong person? no 469. Are you a strong willed person? not really 470. Who is the last person to e-mail you? idk 471. Who is the last person to IM you? ryans little sister 472. Do you hate chain e-mails? yes 473. Are you a deep sleeper? kinda 474. Are you a good story teller? nope! 475. What do you believe is your best quality? nothing 476. What is your greatest accomplishment? living this long 477. Do you like to burn candles or incense? yes 478. Do you do yoga? no 479. Do you have your own credit card? no 480. Let's say you win the lotto. What do you do with all that money? everything 481. Do you have a check book? no 482. Do you like your driver's license picture? dont drive 484. What color is your hair naturally? blond 485. How many fillings do you have? idk 486. How many cavities did you have at your last dentist visit? none 487. Worst feeling in the world? being sick 488. Best feeling in the world? 1sex2love 489. Is the glass half empty or half full? its in between 490. Last thing you downloaded? idk 491. Do you catch yourself using online terms in your real life? kinda 492. What do you think people think of you? not good 493. Are you a likeable person? idk 494. Do you need therapy? no im fine thanks 495. Do you take medication for a chemical imbalance? no thats what people like been (and alcohol) are for. 496. What the best way to be proposed to? do i look married? 497. What kind of movie would you star in? you already asked me that 498. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? theyd call it "fuck you please" 499. What are you thinking about? yayimfinished 500. What's your favorite phrase? "...-much?"
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almostsktr123: some online poker company just called me and kept tellin me to use real money
well this is how we feel about online poker:

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last night was good. really good.
mostly.
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